February 2012
Being an embarrassing mofo in public. →
funniest10k:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
attractive friend: holy shit i’m ugly
other friends: omfg you’re gorgeous what are you taLKING ABOUT
me: holy shit i’m ugly
other friends: nervous laughter
Go for it.
iammeanttolive:
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on
Dear girlfriend
Dear boyfriend
When my mom makes me try a new food..
Im like:
Then It turns out to taste good so I’m like:
When your friends try to show you something funny...
“Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.”
ONE MORE DAY AND YOU WILL ALL BE FOLLOWED BACK (:
I only have 200 more to follow back. (:
Dylan Barker: imdylanbarker: Want to be my tumblr... →
imdylanbarker:
imdylanbarker:
Want to be my tumblr gf?
All you have to do is reblog this post & must be following imdylanbarker & i-l-l-u-s-i-0-n (we’ll check, trust me. And if you win and aren’t following BOTH of us, another person will be selected.)
My tumblr girlfriend will get promos…
Dylan Barker: imdylanbarker: Want to be my tumblr... →
imdylanbarker:
imdylanbarker:
Want to be my tumblr gf?
All you have to do is reblog this post & must be following imdylanbarker & i-l-l-u-s-i-0-n (we’ll check, trust me. And if you win and aren’t following BOTH of us, another person will be selected.)
My tumblr girlfriend will get promos…